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Yes Man is a comedy film directed by Peyton Reed, written by Nicholas Stoller, Jarrad Carl and Allison meet at the airport for a spontaneous weekend excursion. Having decided Wallace also has a cameo in the film, in the final bar-scene of the movie, in which he is speaking to someone behind Danny Masterson. Yes Man script at the Internet Movie Script Database. CARL We're at different places in our lives. I get it. KATH Your girlfriend of two years breaks up with you. Yes Man () on IMDb: Plot summary, synopsis, and more. When he meets by chance his former high school mate Nick, he is convinced to . In the next scene, their table is full of empty glasses and Carl accepts the dare to snort hot sauce. We now see Carl at the airport and he runs into Stephanie and her boyfriend.
Just then the phone rings and without hesitation, he picks it up and it's Norman asking if he can come to work, and the new Carl of course says "Yes! After finishing she wants to give him money but she didn't go to the bank so she offers to help him 'release' but he declines and leaves.
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As he closes the door, it closes on his shirt and he wonders if it's because he broke the covenant with Terrance.
When he yanks his shirt free, he falls down the stairs to a waiting dog who is barking viciously at him. So he picks himself up and reluctantly agrees to Tillie's 'payment'. As he's lying on his back in her frilly bed, she begins to go down on him.
Carl looks over at her nightstand and sees Tillie put her dentures into a cup of solution. Throughout the blow job, Carl has a wide variation of facial expressions, and although he is disgusted by her age and the fact that she has no teeth, he is loving the feeling.
When he finally gets to work, he begins to click 'Yes' to spam emails advertising penis enlargement and ordering a Middle Eastern wife. While he's doing this, a woman approaches his desk with a large box and asks for a loan to start a cake making business. She explains that she makes cakes that resemble the heads of famous people. Carl then mistakes the cake sitting on his desk for Bono, when it is actually Mickey Roderek. With his new found philosophy, he says 'yes' to her loan and then as he's explaining it to Norman, Norman hints at a promotion that he didn't get earlier because he said 'yes to too many projects.
Further to this, accepts Normans invitation to dress like a character from Harry Potter. He goes back to the Bar with Peter and Rooney, where Carl apologizes to them, especially Peter, for missing out and being a recluse.
Then, Carl begins sharing the 'yes' philosophy, and the guys toast to Carl's effort. Peter offers Carl to start a tab paying for their drinks, and Carl agrees. In the next scene, their table is full of empty glasses and Carl accepts the dare to snort hot sauce. Carl is wasted and as they begin to leave, a woman asks if she can Her boyfriend then comes over and Carl goes into a monologue about how beautiful girls deserve to go to a Ball and the two end up fighting in the alley.
Carl gets completely beat up and wakes up the next day on the floor of the bathroom with his legs wrapped around the toilet. The next day we see a montage of Carl saying yes to a guy who wants to start a fertilizer business and taking the flyer from the guy to see the band, to taking guitar lessons, to taking Korean language lessons, and Flying lessons okay, all of these are important later. After seeing him do take guitar lessons, flying lessons, and taking Korean classes, he shows up at the club to see the band and they are a weird psychedelic, kind of campy throw back band two members wearing seahorse hats and there are about 6 regulars who come to watch them perform and the lead singer is Scooter girl from the park!
That night as he sets his alarm and turns off the light, Rooney calls and asks if he wants to join them on an all-nighter with multiple cases of Red Bull, which of course Carl says Yes. The next morning at the jogging group, a car screeches in and out jumps Carl pepped up on Red Bull and saying goodbye to Lee, who is an Asian male Registered Nurse. He attends the group and he goes on a love rant about Red Bull and Allison mentions that there's a hard crash with those things but Carl doesn't care and takes off jogging and taking pictures at the same time After the group is done, we see Carl and Allison talking and it's revealed that a guy dumped Allison when things got too serious and there's an obvious spark.
We then cut to a funny scene where Carl is having lunch with Peter and his new Middle Eastern bride Faranoosh Anna Khaja and they whisper about Allison even though Faranoosh can hear Lucy then shows up and is disappointed that no one can help her with her bridal shower so Peter asks Carl and of course he agrees even with a 'look' from Faranoosh.
At the bridal store, a surly Korean woman Soo Mi is helping them and Carl then engages her in a conversation as to why she is unhappy in Korean and she tells him that she sees all these couples but she can't find anyone Carl springs into action and the Suicide man great cameo by Luis Guzman seems to be on his last string and instead of talking him down, Carl hesitates and asks Suicide man to hold on and we see him go and tune a guitar and he comes back and sings "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind The whole crowd was watching and joining in the singing We see a door and a knock and Norman opens it dressed like Ronald Weasley and Carl is there with Allison Harry Potter and Hermione Granger and they see everyone from a guy wearing a Hagrid costume to a guy with a full blown Dobby the Elf costume and mask for all the character, please see spoiler for the Harry Potter movies and seems like a great party with them watching all the Harry Potter movies and Norman reciting line for line with the movie.
Afterwards, Allison lets Carl drive her scooter and he ends up taking her to the Hollywood Bowl concert hall and they sneak in and he starts to sing a Beatles tune and they make out and then sit in the stands and talk about Allison's band and stuff The next morning at work, Carl now has a line of people waiting to seek a loan and Norman tells him an executive is here from the Head Office and that they may be in trouble for saying yes to all those loans Before going up, he sees Lee the Registered Nurse in his office and having an idea that he may be fired, Carl approves Lee's loan for a Ducati Motorcycle and heads upstairs Important Later.
We now see Carl at the airport and he runs into Stephanie and her boyfriend on their way to Tahiti, where his family owns acres seems like a pompous rich guy, who corrects Stephanie about it being a small piece of land. Stephanie mentions how he saw Carl on the news about saving the Suicide mans life and asks where he is going and he replies he and Allison are just traveling wherever and as they leave, she glances back at him At the airline counter, they just ask for tickets on the next boarding flight and it's to So they go and visit a museum of telephones, watching a University of Nebraska College Football game face and body paint!
At the airport, they try to fly again but then are detained by the FBI who have been tracking them since he made the initial flight to Nebraska and they ask they begin to interrogate him asking him why he gave a loan to a fertilizer business man, why he's taking Korean lessons North Korea connectionwhy he's taking flying lessons and why he was only married for 6 months Back home, Carl gets a call from Stephanie who says her boyfriend left and asks him to come over, to which he does and while explaining what happens, she starts to kiss him and she asks him to stay As he is leaving, bad stuff starts happening and he wonders if it's because he broke the covenant He tries to get Allison back but she tells him to go jump off a bridge and he does by bungee jumping.
As he is hanging upside down, he gets a call from the Bank executive telling him to close down some branches including his old one, so he visits Norman who is having a '' themed party and give him the bad news and Norman breaks down crying Carl then gets home to his answering machine only to be reminded that he has to throw Lucy a bridal shower and it's the 11th hour In the hospital, Carl is confronted by Terrance and Terrance says that since he was being so negative, he had to do something so that he doesn't look bad With that note, Carl storms away wanting to see Allison and Rooney tells him it's 5: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below.
Here's a brief summary of the content found in this comedy that's been rated PG Profanity consists of at least 2 "f" words, while other expletives and colorful phrases are also uttered. Sexually related dialogue is present, as is a comedy scene featuring an older woman performing oral sex on a younger man sans her teeth, and just below the camera shot, played for comedy rather than eroticism.
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Other possible sexual behavior is suggested, while a scene features a roomful of nude people hair and other things block explicit frontal views, but full rear views of both sexes are seenand another man's bare butt is seen via an open hospital gown both cases of nudity also played just for comedy.
Some comedy-based physical contact among people including a brief fighta brief car crash sudden, but played for comedy as well as slapstick style material are present. All sorts of behavior might be enticing for kids to imitate, and characters drink in several scenes, with one leading to intoxication and related behavior. Some crude humor is present.Yes man Suicidal save scene
One scene played for comedy features a menacing dog right in a man's face. Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. People have drinks at a restaurant.
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In a nightmare, Carl's friend has a beer. Carl and Peter have beer in a bar where their other friend has a drink, and miscellaneous people drink. Later, we then see that the three friends have been drinking a lot, all of which causes Carl to snort Tabasco sauce off his wrist, and kiss a stranger when she walks up.
The next morning, we see Carl passed out by a toilet. To test a bed's advertisement, Carl has a glass of wine on top of the mattress, and jumps around and dives onto the mattress, all to see if the glass of wine will fall off, and it does not.
Carl and some miscellaneous people drink beer in a bar.
Peter, his girlfriend, and other friends have beer. People have drinks at a party. After a night of drinking, we see Carl passed out by a toilet suggesting he did or thought he was going to get sick.
A farmer wants a loan for his organic fertilizer manure business, and we see a pile of that on Carl's desk and in the farmer's hands, with Carl reluctant to shake that man's hand. Following a car accident, Carl has a few bloody scrapes, as does Terrence who also has a bandage around his neck with some blood soaked through that. Nick states that he's done many things, including shooting a cow with a bazooka, but adds that he is not proud of that.
To prove he's up for anything, Nick throws a rock through the savings and loan's front window, shattering it.