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Well, as the primaries approach, more and more varied candidates are joining the fight for the Democratic ticket. The latest entry is Senator Robert Byrd. Byrd was once a member of the Ku Klux Klan, but says now that he deeply regrets that association. Byrd has been quoted as saying: Meanwhile, Sargent Shriver, stressing his close association with the Kennedy clan and his affinity for the Trumans' straightforwardness, has written his campaign slogan: President, you're signing your hand.
Come on in and sit down, Ron. Now what's this about a press conference, Ron? You called it, Mr. No, you called the press conference, Sir.
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I am sitting, Mr. Then you must be comfortable. I'm pretty comfortable myself.
It's the Oval Office, sir. Not awful, Oval, round. Another note on the Super Bowl: President Ford expressed regret that he won't join Mr. Kissinger in Miami tomorrow, saying he's flying to Boston for the first game of the World Series. This week, the FDA banned Red Dye 2, saying the red coloring agent was suspected of having cancer-causing qualities. Coincidentally, it was reported this week that Ronald Reagan has revealed that he underwent treatment for cancer of the hair.
President Gerald Ford has released a list of eight potential running mates for the election. Edward Brooke of Massachusetts.
White House sources said that Brooke, a black man, will not actually be a choice for a running mate, but that "The President will put his name as a token of his appreciation. Well, the popular TV personality known as Professor Backwards was slain in Atlanta yesterday by three masked gunmen.
According to reports, neighbors ignored the Professor's cries of 'Pleh, pleh! I'm sorry, it's an editorial about cancer research, not canker sores. I never thought of that! Best of all, you learn at home, right in the privacy of your own shower. I'll show you how to run anything from a tourist home to a multi-unit motel inn. Yes, a diploma in motel management can be your passport to prosperity, independence, and security, but are you motel material?
Let's find out with a simple quiz. A guest loses the key to her room. Which of the following is the most important in running a successful motel? Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not! I'm Gerald Ford, and you're not.
It looks to me like he's been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet! Just grazed, I think, Tom. That one got him, he's down!
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No, he's down this time No, he's getting up! Always the mark of a fine athlete is the ability to recover in difficult situations. I can't believe he's going for the finish line The National Broadcasting Company has authorized me to offer you this check to be on our show. Here it is right here. All you have to do is sing three Beatles songs. You know the words. Like I said, this is made out to the Beatles.
You divide it up any way you want. If you want to give less to Ringo, that's up to you. Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to out editorials. Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily Litella. What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television? Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase, and, that's the news, good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. I was able to convince NBC to sweeten the pot.
John, Paul, George, and Ringo: That's if you split it equally. I'm still not sure what your situation with Ringo is.
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Furthermore, NBC will also take care of your hotel accommodation. It'll be my pleasure, Lorne. First of all, the lads from Liverpool will be picked up by a radio-dispatched Checker cab that will whisk them to Cross Town Motor Inn, located in the heart of New York's fashionable garment district.
Once there, they will check in in the recently renovated lobby. And then it's off to their rooms via round-the-clock elevator service, where they'll be treated like royalty as pitchers of ice water are hand-delivered to their rooms, and they can drink that water from glasses sanitized for their convenience. Ringo spilled a little something on his jacket?
And, Lorne, since The Beatles will be staying in separate rooms, the four Mop Tops can still speak to each other as much as they want to because there is no charge for room-to-room calls. And, after " a hard day's night ", The Beatles can sleep as late as they like with leisurely checkout time of 10 a.
We have tried to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. And except one television network, we have found intelligent life everywhere in the galaxy.
Live and long prosper.
You know, a lot of people think I'm from Japan, or a Muppet, you know? In a "Weekend Update" segment, it is reported that Big Bird died of anorexia.
In a "Weekend Update" segment, it is reported that a number of films have been banned from Norway. One of them is The Muppet Movie "because during the entire film, Miss Piggy performs with a man's hand up her dress. In a sketch, "America's Most Wanted: Mom and Dad are out looking for Tickle-Me-Elmo 'til five a. Who is this Jesus? The reindeer are playing Nintendo! The elves are wearing Nike And the least popular selling doll? You guessed it - Tickle Me Frank Stallone.
Well, I, for one, just changed my name to Elmo. Uh, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? In a "Weekend Update" sketch, Joacob Silj Will Ferrell explains to anchor Tina Fey how his life is affected by his voice immodulation disorder the inability to control the pitch or volume of one's voice.
Imagine being at a high school dance, singing along with everyone else "and a little bit softer now, and a little bit softer now, and a little bit softer now. Secretary General Kofi Annan gave Elmo a lesson in conflict resolution. Elmo said he liked the nice man, but still won't let inspectors inside his chemical weapons plant. Go back to Fraggle Rock! Let the grown-ups talk about politics!