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Disaster Movie is a American comedy film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and . The nominations were for Worst Picture, Worst Supporting Actress (Electra), Worst Supporting Actress . Date Movie (); Epic Movie ( ); Meet the Spartans (); Disaster Movie (); Vampires Suck (); The. This twisted send-up from the filmmaking team behind Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans pulverizes everyone's favorite disaster flicks, pop culture. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a See full summary» Ken Davitian and Sean Maguire in Meet the Spartans () Carmen Electra in Meet the Spartans Disaster Movie.
During the party, Amy arrives with her new boyfriend, a Calvin Klein underwear model. The party then comes to a halt when the room shakes and the lights go out.
A bulletin on the radio claims there is a meteor shower and it is the end of the world. Soon after, the city starts to freeze overand Will, Juney, Calvin, and Calvin's girlfriend Lisa Kim Kardashian retreat to a garage for shelter. When Juney mentions that the calamities are caused by global warmingWill realizes his dream about Amy Winehouse could be related.
Later, Will is chided by the others for not committing himself to his relationship with Amy. The gang leaves the garage and Will gets a call from Amy, where he admits his feelings for her before the call is dropped.
He decides to go to rescue Amy. Lisa is later killed by a meteor. While the others comfort a distraught Calvin, Giselle Parkera prostitute, climbs out of a manhole and gets hit by a taxi. Calvin catches her, and they immediately fall in love with each other. Giselle's pimpPrince Edwin Tad Hilgenbrinkchallenges Calvin to a dance fight for her love, but a tornado appears and Prince Edwin escapes.
Iron Man Gerrard FachinniHellboy Barinholtzand the Hulk Roland Kickinger attempt to fight it, but all are defeated by cows thrown by the tornado. After taking shelter, Will, Juney, Calvin, and Giselle encounter rabid knockoffs of Alvin and the Chipmunkswho attack the gang and kill Juney. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio.
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Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.
Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino. Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a " Yo Momma " fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away.
Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed.Meet The Spartans - Official Trailer
Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins. Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband.
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Following her address to the Council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen. The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster.
With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen. At the Battle of Thermopylaethe Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboawho kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut.
Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes. Leonidas pursues Xerxes and plays Grand Theft Auto: Managing to find the " Transformer Cube ", Xerxes uses it in a car to become Xerxestron and shows off his powers to access the " Leave Britney Alone!